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#1 Hyperryd

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 04:52 PM

I heard from my reliable sources that MB’s new boat is a 28’ with stacked Hellcat Hemi’s into one V-Drive. It has a variable pitch prop to shift from low end torque to top end speed on the fly. It has 20,000lb electronically adjustable specific gravity liquid ballast. It goes into submarine mode when fully loaded. It’s so tall it doesn’t need a tower. It not only has thrusters, but it loads itself on the trailer. It looks like a pickle fork so it must be the F99!! Don’t even get me started on the flux capacitor surf system...

That’s all I can tell you for now. I only have one pic from the top secret MB skunk works site. I’m pretty sure I will have more top secret pics the second Tuesday of next week!!

Shhhh...even DramaDon doesnt have high enough clearance for this shit!

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 05:11 PM

just left the dealer. 

 

opted for the metal flake finish and plug and play missiles, Cant wait!


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Posted 06 November 2018 - 05:16 PM

Due to lake restrictions I had to buy 2!
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 05:20 PM

just left the dealer.

opted for the metal flake finish and plug and play missiles, Cant wait!

It should be ready in about 6 more weeks...
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 06:27 PM

But does it have a transom remote?
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 06:28 PM

And a swimstep ladder?

Both of the above are deal breakers for me.
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 06:37 PM

And a swimstep ladder?
Both of the above are deal breakers for me.

Pretty sure it has an elevator and a transom mic for Siri/Alexa access. Just sayin...
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 07:07 PM

Thermo nucular warhead package ? Multiple target tracking package option?
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 07:09 PM

Pre-sold out through 2027


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Posted 06 November 2018 - 09:25 PM

Thermo nucular warhead package ? Multiple target tracking package option?


I heard the nukes were off the table because Malibu claimed it would create delayed convergence thereby infringing on their patent, but small multi targeting torpedos for PWC might be an option.
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 01:51 PM

You purchase the boat you will get a hat a shirt and a sticker to put onto your porsche suv tow vehicle.
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 02:19 PM

MB “Swag”??? What’s that?
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 02:30 PM

it also can be towed with a subaru forester ("feel the bern" sticker optional)


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Posted 07 November 2018 - 05:16 PM

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 07:13 PM

Bad news. I was informed teal, Tiffany, sherbet and all metal flakes are not available on this model. The only two color options are matte black or flat black. That way MB can do all their brochures and videos in black and white again!!
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Posted 08 November 2018 - 09:32 PM

Comes standard with a powered retractable stripper pole!
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Posted 08 November 2018 - 11:12 PM

Bad news. I was informed teal, Tiffany, sherbet and all metal flakes are not available on this model. The only two color options are matte black or flat black. That way MB can do all their brochures and videos in black and white again!!

Oh Feel the bern!!!



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Posted 09 November 2018 - 05:11 PM

lol, you guys know this is just a fun November thread.  There is nothing real to talk about so we might as well have some fun!


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 06:50 PM

Trying to cover up what you’ve started! Good luck!!! 😂


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 06:58 PM

Oh I love starting shit! Lol. Just having fun.
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